Not in a great mood today, so it’s prime time to wade through the flood of shit that King MAGA is dropping on America. Behold.
Moron Convict Donny has directed the US Navy to stop using magnets to launch fighters from aircraft carriers. He’s directed them to go back to steam driven catapults that are less reliable and require 6x more sailors to operate. Because reasons. Actually, because Moron Don doesn’t understand magnets. He keeps saying they don’t work when they get wet (they do) and other lunacy. This will cost the Navy hundreds of millions for no good reason. The man is truly stupid.
Out of control ICE agents are now going to get electroshock gloves to further intimidate citizens. Guns aren’t enough. ICE is a dangerous band of thugs, ready to be used as the President’s personal Gestapo. It’s a travesty.
Donny is now asking SCOTUS to allow him to continue building the Epstein Ballroom, after a lower court judge said to stop. The man is determined to wreck all of DC.
Secretary of War/Notwar Pete Hegseth is now conducting briefings for Congress – but just the GOP reps. No Democrats invited or allowed. So we’re now a one-party “democracy”. In any other universe, this wouldn’t be tolerated. In our shitty timeline, it’s no big deal.
The know-all-moron occupying the White House is also second-guessing MDs and scientists by insisting that the childhood vaccination schedule be changed. There’s no science, no proof, no reason for doing so other than Donny’s sociopathic mistrust of science and any authority other than himself. This will harm millions of children, but that’s about par for the course for King MAGA and his flying monkeys.
The Kennedy Center board (appointed by Trump) has decided to say fuck you to the judge who told them to remove Donny’s name from the Kennedy Center. They just voted to inscribe this on the building: “Restored and Renovated by President Donald J. Trump”. Assholes.
A US company, backed by the White House, is preparing to drill oil wells in Greenland with no permission from that country. They’re just showing up ready to drill and saying “fuck you, try and stop us”. In what world is that possible?
Donny and White House staffers keep gaslighting America, saying that we won the Iran war and that the Strait of Hormuz is open. We didn’t and it’s not. An average of one ship per day is getting through, as opposed to 130-150 per day before Donny dragged us into his idiotic war. They think we’re stupid.
Any one of these things would get any other politician canned/impeached/removed, but not Donny. He’s a human cockroach who seems to be able to survive anything. One man is tearing down a nation.