I saw this online today and just had to share it. It’s perfect:

Apparently the Washington Post ran a write-in competition for the best summary of 2020, and the winner (a nine year old from the mid-west) came up with this totally accurate description:

“2020 was like taking care to look both ways before you cross the road, and then being hit by a submarine.”

Yeah, that’s about right. Hit by a submarine…