I was finally able to do that thing where, like in a movie script, you come up with the perfect comeback line.

An older “gentleman” was sitting in the cafe aboard ship a while ago. He was wearing one of those big, obnoxious Trump 2028 hats, advertising his MAGA-ness to everyone. He caught me staring at it and asked me “You like my hat?”.

With no hesitation I smiled and replied, “Yeah, love it. It really helps me understand who’s dumb and who’s not. Right?”. I gave him a thumbs up sign.

The confusion on his face was priceless. I just walked away.