Today is the Avocado Festival in Fallbrook, the largest event of the year in our small north San Diego County town. Maybe 125,000 people will descend on the town of 30,000, eager to walk five “downtown” blocks of triple-stacked vendor booths filled with art and crafts, food, and junk. It’s a downscale version of the St James Fair in our other hometown, Louisville. But the weather will be perfect today and we’ll spend a couple of hours walking through the crowds. Haven’t decided which of the many food treats I’ll indulge in, but a massive bratwurst is always an option.

The other big event of the day is the final day of The Masters. Should be a great competition, with McIlroy versus Dechambeau, PGA Tour versus LIV Golf, two of the biggest hitters and most outgoing players in the game. It’ll be fun.

I’ll only make one political comment today – the little meme below. Comrade Commodity Donnie.