Pumpkin pie deficit disorder

I just woke up from a post-turkey-sandwich nap and realized I’ve made a terrible mistake. We didn’t have the usual crowd here for Thanksgiving, and Kathryn doesn’t like pumpkin pie, so…I decided we could go without pumpkin pie this time. What an idiot. It’s 48 hours after the Thanksgiving meal and my entire nervous system is sending a “where’s the pie?” urgent signal. Withdrawal is not gonna be pretty.