Sound bites

In the quest for better sleep, Advil PM isn’t the answer. I took two of them last night (the recommended dose) and slept longer/later, but felt like a drugged-up zombie as late as 10am. Not worth it.

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The latest news on former Trump staff turning states’ witness is encouraging. This week we’ve got Jenna Ellis and Mark Meadows, two lovely human beings. The prosecutors are rollin’ ’em up, getting ready for the big finale.

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As if air travel wasn’t bad enough, now we have to worry about the pilots consuming magic mushrooms and trying to crash the plane. I for one am ready for 100% autopilot. Cut the number of pilots by 50% and drug test the shit out of the ones paid to babysit the autopilot.

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I heard a good explanation of why the Republican’s can’t nominate a House Speaker. There are just enough crazy representatives to stop any sane nominee, and there are just enough sane representatives to stop any crazy from winning a vote. Mexican standoff in the House.

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